Monday, May 19, 2008

Better than a sea bass...

- "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?"


- "We have a mutated, ill-tempered AC-130 Hercules!!!"

4 comments:

The Irascible Neufonzola said...

"If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils...I would have started with lasers! 8 o'clock, day one!"

Watch out for Eastern bloc tanks to soon come equipped with disco-ball style mirror armor. I'm not sure something like this makes a whole lot more sense than good old fashioned depleted uranium sabots and shaped charge warheads.

Percussivity said...

"Frickin' Lasers" always make sense!!

D and Moni said...

Why is it that all i could think about while reading that article was, "Great shot kid, don't get cocky."

Percussivity said...

Between this and the Navy's new rail gun they are working on, it would be a shame to elect a dove democrat who won't use any of it to it's full destructive potential.